The Genolution (Genesis and Evolution)

This is how I originally wrote the Genolution. Yes, no changes. Written in 2008 when I was 13.

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I started theorizing all kinds of stuff. This consist of three parts. (Please extend your understanding, it’s written by a thirteen-year-old.) 

Science and religion mixed. Yea.

Part one – Evolution and the Genesis

Most of you must be familiar with these two. I had them mixed together. Weird, huh? These two contradict each other. But I see they have harmony.

In the Genesis, God created everything in seven days and the last creation is human.

In the theory of evolution, it says that our great ancestors were bacteria, microorganisms or whatever unicellular stuff. Whatever. There was already the big wasteland now known as earth. The first living things were sea creatures. They evolved until we had our first landlubber. It evolved and we had our first flying creature and human. Until now, we’re still human.

So, mix the Genesis and theory of Evolution. We have something awesome.

God’s seven days might be billions of years. Evolution takes place for billions of years. I mean, seriously, God’s world doesn’t revolve around the sun, right?  He has a different time!

God might have created every little thing by taking parts of an existing creature to form another. Where did I get that? It says in the Genesis that God put Adam to sleep and took out one of his ribs and formed His most beautiful creation, the woman a.k.a Eve.

Part dos - Elaboration. Sorry if it seems repetitive, I’m just going to make it clearer.

It says in the Genesis 2:21

“Then the Lord God made the man fall into deep sleep, and while he was sleeping, he took out one of the man’s ribs and closed up the flesh.”

I used this as one of the evidences of the Genolution. Knowing that God created woman by taking one of man’s ribs, we could say that God might have created everything by taking pieces of something to make another thing. Like in evolution, apes evolved to humans. God might have used His already existing creation, apes, to create humans by taking pieces of these apes. When He had created His first human, He might have wiped out all the other “prototypes” a.k.a. Homo erectus, Homo habilis etc.

You need to extend your understanding a lot. But with my thirteen-year-old mind, I’m afraid this is the best I could do to explain this. I still have a lot to learn! Just wait for my mind to come up with the right explanations, you’ll see!

Part trois – the character of God…and the possibility of aliens. [the craziest part of this theory]

Then God said, “Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”

Ever wondered how God looks like?

When you make something, a painting or a sculpture for example, you feel proud about it… What if someone doesn’t appreciate it? And they tear it to pieces or burn it? I would get angry, I’d get hurt. You see, we’re deteriorating God’s creations. But God is a strong being, for sure. And I bet He wouldn’t let us humans get Him down. I bet He’d create more things…better things. This is where our “aliens” enter the scene.

God loves, gets angry, gets happy, gets lonely… just like us. And it’s possible that He may have gotten sick of what we’re doing to poor old Mother Earth.

THE UNIVERSE IS HUGE! Are there aliens? Probable! Very probable.

I hope you got my drift on this one.

Thanks for reading. I hope I caused you enough confusion to prevent you from sleeping for weeks.